Rick Jessup

Off to become a first time godfather. Hope my 6-month-old niece appreciates I wore a suit.

Sep 28th

For the first time in years my wife has Desperate Housewives on when I’m in the room. I detest...

Sep 28th

Renamed foosball “Manshaft” at the office. Let’s see if the studio can stay manly...

Sep 26th

Yay, finally time for lunch. Yes, I’m in Eastern Time. Eff off about it.

Sep 26th

Mmm.. and nothing goes better with 6:30PM lunch than the rest of my 8:00AM coffee. Good riddance,...

Sep 26th

Amen, brother. Amen. RT @D_Hock: Okay, break out the booze, this Friday needs to end.

Sep 26th

BTW, http://www.cursebird.com/ is my favourite Twitter-related site. My score = Lame of 100.

Sep 26th

Someone tell @MoxieGarrett she has to TYPE the swearwords, speaking them at her desk will not...

Sep 26th

#FF @elmooriachi and I grew up with @cyberkip. He’s married to @cybershaz. His sister is...

Sep 26th

#FF @MoxieGarrett @CamFinlayson @ZachStevenson @nightterror are co-workers (ish for NT) who also...

Sep 26th

#FF @SionneRoberts @momotoronto @ajenkins are the ex-CRYP and friends of ex-CRYP. Alex uses Twitter...

Sep 26th

Ok, @FollowFriday time - my good friend has joined us: @elmooriachi. I shall #ff my favourites for...

Sep 26th

#FF Awesome Twitter chicks: @JayNineDee @SubtleLikeBrick (don’t know) @goaliegirl...

Sep 26th

RT @billsintoronto “Be in 1st 1000 to follow Bills Toronto Series & you could win pair of...

Sep 25th

What time does the #jays game start tonight?

Sep 25th

Walked right up and bought these seats for $44. Poor, poor #Jays. http://mypict.me/LfQh

Sep 25th

I’m about as close as I’ve ever been to completely destroying a laptop in the most...

Sep 25th

Holy crap, Vernon Wells did something! #jays http://myloc.me/Lik6

Sep 25th

Just jumped up against the rail for the rest of the game. #jays http://mypict.me/LjlA

Sep 25th

Seriously, why does the office smell like sweat socks and gym class again?

Sep 24th

Details for the October 5th MobileMonday Toronto are up: http://bit.ly/Z3PjQ

Sep 24th

I had completely underestimated the level of @nightterror’s bunny lust. #crackpot

Sep 22nd

What better way to spend Sunday than finally catching up on almost 3 months of lapsed time entry....

Sep 21st

New Downy scent: Spice Blossom Dare. I’m taking the dare. Call my mom if I’m not back in...

Sep 21st

Anyone who hates the Kessel trade forgets the Leafs have drafted magic beans for the last 30 years....

Sep 21st

What’s this? WHAT’S THIS! Kevin Bacon has turned into Jack Skellington.

Sep 21st

It’s clear from reading my Twitter feed that I’m missing significant boobs on the #emmys...

Sep 21st

Passed a Victory Storm King: Aroma of chocolate, espresso, molasses, hops. Bitter, roasty malts,...

Sep 20th

Yes, #facebook is down. Interesting.

Sep 20th

Boulder Beer Planet Porter: aroma is sweet, grassy, caramel. Light mouthfeel, quite sweet, grass...

Sep 20th

Dieu du Ciel Route des Epices: Aroma of rye, sour fruit, black pepper. Light mouthfeel, lots of...

Sep 20th

My own brain is against me. I’m trying to work and I keep thinking about the Crystal Gravy...

Sep 19th

#FollowFriday my fellow #Farmville players: @mattyspence @heyneil @beermolly @MoxieGarrett...

Sep 19th

Best. News. Ever. I’m totally getting one of these: http://bit.ly/Fk4Mc

Sep 19th

RT @MikeFrankel: Yo Jews,I’m really happy for you and I’ll let you finish, but the...

Sep 19th

WTF? RT @tweetdouche: Dbag -> @RickJessup

Sep 19th

Restaurant naming fail in Brampton. #fail http://mypict.me/Gz3U

Sep 19th

OH: “Tahoma? Who the f—- uses Tahoma? First thing I’m going to do.. change this to...

Sep 17th

HA RT @unmarketing: Guy in front of me at drive thru just spit out his window, wind took it and hit...

Sep 17th

It’s official, everyone here’s gone nuts. Headphones on, head down, ignoring them.

Sep 17th

Truth: I interrupted my sis’ birthday song with “Ima let you finish but your husband had...

Sep 17th

Helpful Workplace Tip: Heineken poured into a mug resembles a latte, thus eliminating problematic...

Sep 17th

Having a Williams coffee. Why is Starbucks the only chain in Canada that can turn out a half decent...

Sep 16th

RT @madmain: kanye west, biggest loser and jackass are all trending topics. Isn’t that kinda...

Sep 16th

Support Kanye Interrupts, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! -...

Sep 16th

Agreed. And yes, I watch reality shows. RT @JanellePierzina: Congrats Jordan. I’m glad Nat...

Sep 16th

I want to shoot these lights out. So tempted to pull the Bob McCown indoor sunglasses look.

Sep 15th

Can you all shut up about the VMAs so I can go back to denying the existence of Kanye West and Lady...

Sep 15th

Funny Lenovo is only one letter away from Le No Va, because “the doesn’t go” is a...

Sep 15th

RT @MolsonTonia: Launched interactive campaign to encourage uni/college students to make responsible...

Sep 15th

I totally treat Farmville like a crack addiction, hiding it from co-workers and family. I just...

Sep 15th

A Great Beer Decision: Putting my Heineken in a coffee mug so I can drink it outside. Looked like a...

Sep 15th

TwitScoops is now Patrick Swayze’s IMDB entry. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER. #thatisall

Sep 15th

1st place in my celebrity deadpool has 408 points. He’s clearly a hitman or a horrible...

Sep 15th

If I have to work on the weekend I’m totally drinking while I do it. One @dogfishbeer...

Sep 13th

Actually, come to think of it I drink when I work during the week too. Heineken 5L Draught Keg on a...

Sep 13th

I should have known @foodtvdotca would turn into Showcase. All these new shows feature women in...

Sep 13th

Today I embark on my salsa empire (inspired by @Rick_Bayless) with the first round of recipes before...

Sep 13th

Salsa #1 a success: Skillet roasted peppers and garlic pureed with tomatoes, added to white onion...

Sep 13th

And #2 is a success - skillet roasted tomatillos and garlic and chipotles for a smoky salsa. I grew...

Sep 13th

9/11: My desk became a communal gathering point as I was the only one with the 9/11 story up before...

Sep 12th

9/11: My co-worker’s father was presenting in the Pentagon. Got knocked off his butt, but was...

Sep 12th

Eight years since I realized I didn’t want to waste my life any longer. It’s been a...

Sep 12th

That’s what she said. RT @CamFinlayson: FACT. RT @MoxieGarrett: What a wiener. #rickjessup

Sep 12th

Oops.. that last @nightterror was meant for @moxiegarrett. I confused you because you’re both...

Sep 12th

I just tried logging into YouTube and was delivered the message “I call shenanigans.” It...

Sep 12th

RT @azpeacemakers: ¡Hola Missouri! RCPM is heading to Eldridge on Sept. 27 and we’re looking...

Sep 12th

How you know you were born to be a lawyer: http://bit.ly/19SNcB

Sep 11th

Awesome! RT @ryananderson: Stupid bot of the day goes to the one that RTs any post with the word...

Sep 11th

RT @ZachStevenson: DWNA: Down with New Acronyms!

Sep 11th

All these fires and me standing here holding my hose…

Sep 11th

Nothing like a good old-fashioned pile-on after a 17-hour day with 5 hours sleep. #sigh

Sep 10th

I have never, ever deleted an MSN contact. Until now. He won’t be missed.

Sep 10th

Where would one purchase one of those “take-a-number” machines? I need one to live. Or...

Sep 10th

Me too, we can be friends! <3 RT @ZachStevenson: My new hobby? Clearing my browser cache and...

Sep 10th

I wish Internet Explorer would get swine flu and drive off a cliff while coughing, dying on impact....

Sep 10th

GROSS. RT @ZachStevenson: Yum: http://tinyurl.com/opbkkv

Sep 10th

OH: “It was too salty and there wasn’t enough in the package for 2 people.”...

Sep 10th

09-09-09 09:09:09 has passed and we’re still alive. Eat THAT, fortune telling wannabes.

Sep 10th

RT @kenni11: Short week! Short week! I like short week !

Sep 8th

Signs of youth: My 8yo cousin lost our grandfather and her turtle last week. Her MSN status:...

Sep 8th

Why the %$#@ do my Kashi bars keep exploding in the box?

Sep 8th

Love that The Ex is exactly like it was when I was a kid. I need Tiny Tom donuts to live....

Sep 7th

Pilot Matt Chapman is absolutely insane, he’s stalling vertically and flying out of the...

Sep 7th

Oh bother, I think my Blackberry is 1.5 hours - and one week - away from me. Ack.

Sep 7th

Catching the Air Show at the CNE in Toronto. http://mypict.me/ygvS

Sep 7th

I’m burning through my beer rating backlog - up to 446 rated, started the weekend at less than...

Sep 7th

Off to work on a Saturday.. What iced drink should I get from @Starbucks?

Sep 6th

Seriously, Zellers, screw you with your Trade & Save flyers. Just put the price on the paper you...

Sep 6th

Wow, the Chapman’s Ice Cream factory burned down today. Town of Markdale, ON is in some...

Sep 5th

#FollowFriday One of my favourite chefs is a Tweet Master AND Top Chef Master, check out...

Sep 5th

Stupid TweetDeck.. if you’re not going to let me follow myself why did you make it an option?...

Sep 3rd

Ok, 1. forgot I put oven on, 2. forgot to flip dinner over, 3. forgot to turn oven off. Fair to say...

Sep 3rd

It never disappoints! Enjoying the rise to fame of this hilarious account http://bit.ly/1PKuUu (RT...

Sep 3rd

Death Discussion: The ethics of skipping a viewing. Thoughts? Am I setting myself up for ejection...

Sep 3rd

For those of you who are Wilco fans I must note the MP3s of Jeff Tweedy’s Sunken Treasure Live...

Sep 2nd

If Labatt can sue Brick over limes can any real beer companies sue Labatt for having...

Sep 2nd

Of course I had to snap my purchased Wilco CD in half, not the CD of burned MP3s I could have...

Sep 2nd

SAME. RT @MondayNight: Whenever I pass a truck with a ramp down I get the urge to see how my Civic...

Sep 2nd

Columbia has hired a writer for ‘Bad Boys 3’. When asked if he had any ideas for the story...

Sep 2nd

Thanks to @azpeacemakers I have the King of the Hill theme in my head. And now, thanks to me, so...

Sep 2nd

I’m so angry I could go eat yoghurt in the woods.

Sep 2nd

What’s a gmail?

Sep 2nd

R2-D2 PEPPERMILL! WANT! http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/9f42

Sep 2nd

Best. Tweet. Ever. RT @Garthicus: Mmmm pulled pork @officialpeta http://twitpic.com/fr71k

Sep 1st

NHLPA fires executive director Paul Kelly (RT @The_Score)

Sep 1st